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20:38

unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

(via teenageiconophile)

16:34
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09:33"I look so Asian when I smile" — white people (via richgaaaang)

(via satinbutt)

21:21"nice" — me in any situation ever (via joshpeck)

(via bastille)

10:25

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

(via bastille)

20:54
20:54 me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk
14:24

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via aragogs)